这次小编给大家整理了简易英语脑筋急转弯,本文共7篇,供大家阅读参考。
篇1:简易英语脑筋急转弯
27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?
A river.
28. What kind of dog never bite?
A hot dog.
29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Because it can't sit down.
30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?
It's nice not to see you again.
31. What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle.
32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?
A flag.
33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?
A night watchman with a college education.
34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?
Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.
35. What is wind?
Air in a hurry.
36. What comes after the letter “A”?
All the other letters.
37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
Teapot.
38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?
Short.
39. What person does every man take his hat off to?
A barber.
40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?
Because he wants to go to high school.
41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
Water.
42. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?
Because he's dead.
44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?
Nothing. Because I'm a woman.
46. What always travels on foot?
A shoe.
47. Where can happiness always be found?
In the dictionary.
48. What is higher without a head than with a head?
A pillow.(枕头)
49. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?
He can't read.
50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?
The outside.
51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?
Cool
篇2:英语脑筋急转弯简易
1. Because the instructions on the paint can say “Put on two coats for best results.”
2. What two words have thousands of letters in them? 答案:Post office.
3. What do workers do in a clock factory? 答案:They make faces all day.
4. When do you go as fast as a racing car? 答案:When you are in it.
5. How many sides does a house have? 答案:Two - inside and outside.
6. What never asks any questions but always gets answers? 答案:A doorbell.
7. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America? 答案:On his feet.
8. When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did? 答案:He got wet first of all.
9. Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father? 答案:I myself.
10. What has teeth but cannot eat? 答案:A comb.
篇3:英语脑筋急转弯简易
1. 贪官、昏官一般都精通哪四种语言?答案:假话、空话、大话和套话
2. 仁慈的皇帝却常常灭人九族来惩罚罪犯,为什么?答案:怕有人伤心
3. 在台湾想从政,除了台语、国语还要会哪一种话?答案:肢体语言
4. 哪两个人(一男一女)天天并肩而行,却不能交谈一句,甚至扭头看对方一眼都是奢望答案:新闻联播那俩播音
5. (一男一女)天天并肩而行,却不能交谈一句,甚至扭头看对方一眼都是奢望--答案:新闻联播那俩播音'}“>
6. 上联:啤酒饮料矿泉水;下联:花生瓜子八宝粥;答案:让一下,让一下啊
7. 春运时,小张排队六天六夜到第一位了,为什么明明有票他却没有买到票呢?答案:小张排到第一位时高兴的死了!
8. 为什么现在有钱的、有知识的人都移民了,而我们这些没钱的、没知识的为什么还在留守呢?答案:孟子说:贫贱不能移!
9. 一个被指控的人,在其清白无辜被证明之前,他是有罪的。他是什么人?【 答案:被告 】
10. 夜夜看落花 (打一礼貌用语)【 答案:多谢 】
11. 没有铁栏杆的牢笼。在这种牢里,患者面临现代医学所知的各种传染性病毒的威胁,并经常忍受种种科学的折磨。这是哪里?【 答案:医院 】
12. 冶金学------打一本书(小说)名【 答案:《钢铁是怎样炼成的》。 】
13. 上无片瓦遮身,下无立锥之地。腰间挂个葫芦,只知阴阳之理。猜一字。【 答案:卜 】
14. 哪个连的人员比一般连队的人员要多得多? 【 答案:大连 】
15. 爱吃零食的小王体重最重时有公斤,但最轻时只有公斤,为什么?【 答案:他刚出生的体重 】
16. 个橙分给个小朋友,怎么分才公平? 【 答案:榨成汁 】
17. 有一个人,看电影时因为有事去晚了半个小时,没想到来到电影院时竟半个人影都没有见到。(已知电影正常演出) 【 答案:世界上没有半个人影的人 】
18. 什么东西晚上才生出尾巴呢? 【 答案:流星 】
19. 什么东西愈生气,它便愈大? 【 答案:脾气 】
20. 家人问医生病人的情况,医生只举起个手指, 家人就哭了,是什么原因呢? 【 答案:三长两短 】
21. 什么路最窄?【 答案:冤家路窄 】
22. 为什么彤彤与壮壮第一次见面就一口咬定壮壮是喝羊奶长大的? 【 答案:壮壮是一只羊 】
23. 口吃的人做什么事最亏? 【 答案:打长途电话 】
24. 换心手术失败,医生问快要断气的病人有什么遗言要交代,你猜他会说什么? 【 答案:其实你不懂我的心 】
25. 既没有生孩子、养孩子也没有认干娘,还没有认领养子养女就先当上了娘,请问:这是什么人? 【 答案:新娘 】
篇4:英语脑筋急转弯简易
1 Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?
A: The horse's shadow.
2 Q. Why was the hearse horse hoarse?
A. Because of the coffin
3 Q: Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
A: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.
4 Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.
5 Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk there.
6 Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
7 Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?
A: None! None of them have ”c“, ”o“,”m“ or ”n\" in them.
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8 Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.
9 Q: Which room has no doors, no windows.
A: A mushroom.
11 Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A: A towel
篇5:英语脑筋急转弯简易
1. What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?
【谜底:mom】
2. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?
【谜底:The light.】
3. I live in the sea.I am the biggest animal in the sea.What am I?
【谜底:the whale】
4. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?
【谜底:A mushroom.】
5. What is big and bright during the day and we can't see it at night?
【谜底:the sun】
6. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die.What am I?
【谜底:fire】
7. Why does time fly?
【谜底:To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.】
8. Which can move faster, heat or cold?
【谜底:Heat, because you can catch cold easily.】
9. Why do some old people never use glasses?
【谜底:They must prefer bottles to glasses.】
10. Why is writing called handwriting?
【谜底:If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it foot writing.】
篇6:英语脑筋急转弯简易
Questions:
1.Why is a coward like a leaky faucet
为什么说胆小鬼和漏水的笼头一样
2.Why should we never ask balloons for advice
为什么我们绝不向汽球征求意见
3.What band can't play music
什么乐队不会演奏音乐
Keys:
1.They both run.
因为它们都会溜走.
2.They are full of hot air.
因为它们里面全是热空气.
3.Rubber band.
橡皮筋.
Notes:
1.coward/'kau+d/n.懦夫,胆小鬼
faucet/'f&:sit/ n.水笼头
leaky/'li:ki/ adj.漏的,有漏洞的
run v.跑,溜走;流动,流(水)
2.hot air热空气;吹牛,胡说
3.band n.乐队,吹奏乐队;带子,绳子
rubber band橡皮筋
篇7:英语脑筋急转弯简易
1 [How does a fish in a hurry travel?]
提示:计程车是taxicab,海里有crab(螃蟹),taxi-crab是戏谑的说法。
2 [For which birthday do candles burn longest on a cake?]
提示:按照正常的思维,burn longest的意思是“燃烧的时间最长”,答案burn shorter的意思是“越烧越短”,这个谜语是利用句子的歧义来制造幽默的效果。
3 [Have you heard of the joke about the knife?]
提示:刀(knife)可以用来杀人,当然是杀人的工具(killer),可是别忘了killer的另一个解释是“迷人的东西”!
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