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篇1：英语趣味小故事
两则英语趣味小故事，来看下吧!
One
A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they’re eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-old kid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son,it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it cost?” And the father said, “I don’t know, son. I’m still paying.”
有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩，对方是学校的同学。八岁或十岁左右的孩子有时会迷恋班上某个人，然后就以为自己恋爱了。因此这个八岁的小孩回家问他爸爸：「爸爸，结婚很花钱吗?」爸爸说：「是啊，儿子，非常花钱。」儿子又问：「要花多少钱呢?」爸爸说：「我不知道，儿子，我到现在还一直在付钱啊!」
Two
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered.
“You're a good boy,” said the mother proudly. “Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
篇2：英语趣味幽默小故事
英语幽默小故事：Midway Tactics
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, “Gigantic Sale!” and “Super Bargains!”
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, “Prices Slashed!” and “Fantastic Discounts!”
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, “ENTRANCE”.
幽默故事翻译：中间战术
三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。
右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”
左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。
英语幽默小故事：Very Pleased to Meet You
During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.
One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, “I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other.” Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.
Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.
Joan went there and said to the matron, “I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys.”
“Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here,” the matron said.
“Oh, that‘s all right,” answered Joan. “I‘m his sister.”
“I‘m very pleased to meet you,” the matron said, “I‘m his mother!”
幽默故事翻译：
在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。
一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，“我明天就要出国，但如果我们能够相互写信，我会很高兴。”琼同意了，于是他们几个月里一直通着信。
后来，他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。
琼到了医院，她对护士长说，“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。”
“这里只有亲属可以探望病人。”护士长说。
“噢，是的，”琼说，“我是他的妹妹。”
“很高兴认识你，”护士长说，“我是他的母亲。”
英语幽默小故事：Two Soldiers
Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, “have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?”
Bill said, “Yes, I have,” and he gave them to him.
Then George said, “Now I haven‘t got a pen.” Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, “have you got a stamp, Bill?” Bill gave him one.
Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, “Are you going out?”
Bill Said, “Yes, I am,” and he opened the door.
George said, “Please put my letter in the box in the office, and...” He stopped.
“What do you want now?” Bill said to him.
George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, “What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?”
幽默故事翻译：
军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。乔治问：“比尔，你有信纸、信封吗?”
比尔说：“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。
乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。
这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问：“你要出去吗?”
比尔说：“是的。”随即打开了门。
乔治说：“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有...”他停住了。
“你还要什么?”比尔问。
乔治看着信封说：“你女朋友的地址是-?”
英语幽默小故事：Five Months Older
The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.
But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s papers, he was surprised.
“How old are you?” he said.
“Eighteen, sir,” said John.
“But your brother was eighteen, too,” said the doctor. “Are you twins?”
“Oh, no, sir,” said John, and his face went red. “My brother is five months older than I am.”
幽默故事翻译：五个月大
第二次世界大战开始了，约翰想参军，可他只有十六岁，当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进行体检时，他说他已经十八岁了。
可约翰的哥哥刚入伍没几天，而且也是这个军医给他做的检查。这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓。所以当他看到约翰的表格时，感到非常惊奇。
“你多大了?”军医问。
“十八，长官。”约翰说。
“可你的哥哥也是十八岁，你们是双胞胎吗?”
约翰脸红了，说：“哦，不是，长官，我哥哥比我大五个月。”
篇3：五则趣味英语小故事
Real Play 逼真的戏剧
When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater‘s current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: “The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television.”
我在北达科他州立大学教戏剧入门课时，要求学生们去看学校剧团当时的演出，并写一篇评论。看了一场极为精彩的演出后，一名学生写道：“这部戏剧是如此逼真，以致于我认为我自己是坐在家里的沙发上，从电视上看到的。”
Gardening Gloves 园艺手套
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, “Well, you‘ll notice that my hands are bare.”
Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. “Happy birthday,” he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.
几个月以来，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的结婚戒指，因为我对黄金有点过敏。生日那天，我正在干园艺活时，丈夫问我想要什么礼物。我举起双手说：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的两手都是光光的。”
那天晚上，我满怀热情地拆开了丈夫送的礼物。“生日快乐!”他说。我打开一看：里面包着一双园艺手套。
The moon and her mother 月亮与她的妈妈
The Moon once begged her Mother to make her a gown. “How can I?” replied she; “there's no fitting your figure. At one time you're a New Moon, and at another you're a Full Moon; and between whiles you're neither one nor the other.”
有一次，月亮祈求妈妈给她做一件长袍。“怎么做呀?”妈妈回答说，“根本没有适合你的尺寸呀。你有时是新月，有时又是满月，而且你时常变换者。”
The cat and the birds 猫与鸟儿
A Cat heard that the Birds in an aviary were ailing. So he got himself up as a doctor, and, taking with him a set of the instruments proper to his profession, presented himself at the door, and inquired afterthe health of the Birds. “We shall do very well,” they replied, without letting him in, “when we've seen the last of you.”
有一只猫，闻言某处鸟舍里的鸟儿们全都生病了。于是他便扮作医生，带着医生所使用的专业器具，装模作样地来到鸟房前，假装问候里面的鸟儿身体状况。“我们都很健康，”鸟儿们会带说，并没有让猫进去，“一看到你的大尾巴，我们就全好了。”
I want a nightmare 想做坏梦
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, “Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.”“Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite.” Mother replied.“Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight,” Tom said.
在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”“不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。
篇4：小学英语趣味小故事
One evening in December, the wind whistling blowing, the white snow covering the entire piece pine.
After dinner, my mother squirrel receive the tray in the kitchen, the small squirrel to bed, give him cover the quilt, he said softly: “Baby, go to sleep!”
Sleep little squirrel. “I could not sleep.” Squirrel wink.
“We want to sleep a long sleep, until the weather became warmer.” Squirrel mother stroking a small squirrel.
“I can not sleep.” Squirrel tail shaking.
Squirrel father lift a small wooden table will block the portal, lifting a small wooden chair on the table, and the chair put a thick book. Then, he was lying on the right side of squirrels, he said: “! Good boy, and quickly to sleep.”
At this time, lying on the left side of the squirrel mother gave a small squirrel sweet goodnight kiss.
Soon, squirrel mom and dad fell asleep. Squirrel secretly get up, go under the bed, playing for a while “Box” of beer caps, glass beads, colored eggs and a variety of good-looking Nutshell.
He got into the cupboard, opened the old mother earlier on large sealed jars, crashed - numerous pieces scattered over the ground hazelnuts.
“Wow, my favorite!” Squirrels cheered.
“There is no table how the line!” He walked to the back door, throw away the book, put down the chair, push the table to its original position. Then he removed the plates from the cupboard, pour chocolate sauce, happily eating.
But soon, little squirrel accidentally dirty dishes, and dirty table, also made himself dirty; he went to wash their hands the basin edge, wet the floor; he took a mop to clean up my mom, but on the ground leaving a string of dirty footprints.
“Hate!” Little squirrel to see their own feet, to climb the window, hung upside down on the curtain, casually wiping foot.
So the little squirrel brazenly play again. Him on the clothesline “tightrope” in the smoke pipe in “drill tunnel” jump “trampoline” on the couch, play
ying “slippery slide” on the stair railing, when he was holding the chandelier on the ceiling “swing” when, one by one yawn, how he could not open the eyes.
“Boom -” Little squirrel fell from the ceiling.
Fortunately, he just fell on the bed, dropped the squirrel between father and mother.
“...... I can not sleep.” Squirrel called long yawn, closed his eyes.
篇5：小学英语趣味小故事
Ra Nong Nu heaven after several years, appeared on earth and a great God. He and his great-great-Vulcan Vulcan govern together with twelve thousand miles south of the earth, and to dominate the life of the South.
Yan is a Ci Airen thick great God. When he was alive, human beings on the earth due to the ongoing lives and breeds, nature of food production has been insufficient to meet people's needs, so, caring Yandi will teach how humans sowing and harvesting grain, with their own hard work to in exchange for all of life needs.
When he wants to teach the human germ grain from many kinds Sky Valley have landed, he gathered up the valley to the species, have been sown on reclaimed land. Once, he saw a bird covered in red, mouth title of a Spike nine seedlings from flying in the air, fall to the ground grain on the ear, Yan put picked them up to the kinds of fields.
After these grains grown, people eat can not only eat, but also to live forever. With enough food from humans, life is very stable.
At that time, humans working together, helping each other, neither masters nor slaves, harvest the fruit evenly distributed, people's emotions like a general personally close enough.
In order to allow human beings to live a happier life, Yan letting enough light and heat emitted by the sun, so that more grain grow well, so that people living in the bright warm light in. Since then, mankind no longer worry about food and clothing, people are very grateful Yandi kindness, they called him Shennong. According to legend, Emperor look is head of a cow, it is probably that his contribution is inseparable.
Sunlight is a healthy source. Therefore Nong god of agriculture, is also the god of medicine. Yan has a whip, known as ocher whip. He used this root whip a variety of herbs, through a variety of medicinal he erbs ocher whip whip, toxic or non-toxic cold or hot it is clearly presented. So he depending on the potency of these herbs to saving lives. In order to determine more potency, he also personally herbs to taste. To taste the medicine, he was poisoned in one day many times in his seventies. Once he tasted a highly toxic Gelsemium elegans, it is now being broken rotten intestines.
Yan see the human though clothed, but in life but there are a lot of inconvenience, so letting people set up a trade market, need each other to get things up exchange market. In the market, available-for-grain hide, or pearls exchange axes and the like. With this exchange, the more rich people's property up. Was no clocks, no other method of recording time, people can not put down the live long day waited at the market to determine what time to exchange it so, Yandi and a method to teach people, when the sun shines on the people when on the head, you go to the market to trade, after a period of time, it will automatically leave the city also scattered. At the time, people are put into practice, it feels easy and accurate.
In Yandi education, his descendants also made many contributions to mankind. Shu as his grandsons made archery arrows, targets, drums and Ting, also produced a musical instrument called the bell, and later, through the efforts of both of them, wrote many songs, make music in the world is widely popular.
篇6：小学英语趣味小故事
A horse and an ass were traveling together. The horse was prancing along in its beautiful trappings, but the ass was carrying the heavy weight in its saddlebags.
“I wish I were you,” sighed the ass. “You have nothing to do, and wear such a beautiful harness.”
The next day there was a great battle. The horse was badly wounded in the final charge.
The ass passed and saw the dying horse. “I was wrong,” said the ass.“Safety is much more important than beautiful clothes.”
故事翻译：
马和驴
马和驴一起旅行，马拉着轻便的车轻松地前行，而驴驮着很重的鞍囊走路。
“我多希望我是你，”驴感叹道，“你什么也不用做，却佩带这么漂亮的马具。”
后来爆发了一场战争，马在最后的冲锋中不幸身受重伤。
驴从将要死去的马身边经过。“我错了，”驴说，“安全比漂亮的衣服更重要。”
篇7：小学英语趣味小故事
Pony and his mother lived in a very beautiful green grass of a small river. In addition to her mother across the river to the village across the river to send food, he always followed in her mother's side and refused to leave. He had a very happy, the time passed quickly.
One day, my mother called around the colt, said: “.. Pony, you have grown up, you can do things to help his mother today you put bags of food to go across the river in the village.”
Pony very happily agreed. He came laden with food quickly to a small river. But there is no bridge over the river, our only drip past. Without knowing how deep the water it? Hesitation pony looked up and saw cattle grazing is not far from the uncle.
Pony quickly ran to ask: “? Cattle uncle, you know that the depth of the river is not deep ah” Uncle Niu straightened his tall body smiled and said: “No deep, not just to my leg. ”little Ma Gaoxing ran back to the river ready to walk through the river. He had just a stride, suddenly heard a voice saying: “pony, pony do not go down this river can deeply.”
Colt looked down, turned out to be a small squirrel. Tilted her pretty little squirrel tail, round eyes were wide open, very seriously, said:. “Two days ago one of my partner accidentally fell into the river, the river swept away he took” a pony listen not mind. Uncle Niu said shallow water, deep water, said small squirrel, which can how to do it?
Had to go back and ask my mother. Horse mother pony head down to see all the way back laden with food. I thought he must be experiencing difficulties, and to ask in the past pony. Pony cried uncle cattle and small squirrel, then told his mother. Mother consoled colt, said:. “Never mind, let's go and see.”
Pony and her mother came to the river again, this time to let Mom pony themselves to sound out how deep the water. Carefully pony
Tentatively, step by step walk through the river. Oh, he knew, the river neither cattle uncle say so shallow nor Komatsu Said the Rat so deep. Only personally I tried to know.
Pony fondly hope to a mother, he said to himself:. “Thank you, good mother.”
Then he turned around and ran to the village. He was particularly pleased that today, you know why?
篇8：英语趣味小故事介绍
小偷和他的母亲的故事
A young man was caught stealing, and sentenced to death three days later.
一个小偷被抓住了，被判处死刑，三天后执行。
He wanted to speak with his mother before the execution. Of course this was granted.
他想在行刑前与他的母亲话别，得到了允许。
When his mother came to him, he said, “I want to tell you something.” He said something but she could not hear.
当他妈妈来到他的面前，他说：“告诉你一件事。”他轻轻说了一遍，但是她听不到；等她走近些，
He whispered again, and when she came close to him, she put her ear to his mouth. He nearly bit off her ear. All the bystanders were horrified.
小偷又轻声说了一遍。母亲将耳朵贴近时，儿子突然咬住母亲的耳朵，差点撕下来，周围的人都惊呆了。
“It is to punish her,” he said. “When I was young I began stealing little things, and brought them home to mother. ”Instead of punishing me, she laughed and said, ‘It will not be noticed.‘ It is because of her that I am here today.“
“这是对她的惩罚，”小偷说，“我小时候小偷小摸，把偷的东西带回家时，她不但不惩罚我，反而笑着说‘别让人看见。’就是因为她我才落个今天这样的下场。”
玩火自焚
During the Spring and Autumn Period (770-476 BC), prince Zhou Xu of the State of Wei killed his brother and became the new emperor. Zhou Xu was a tyrant. He oppressed his people and indulged in wars of agGREssion. By launching wars, he tried to divert the people's attention and reduce their discontent with him in order to consolidate his dictatorship.
The Duke of the State of Lu leant about Zhou Xu's usurpation of state power and his ambitious plan, he asked a senior official, ”What do you think about Zhou Xu's move? “The official answered, ”He indulges in wars , bringing his people much disaster. He won't get their support. And he's capricious, so few of his close friends follow him. He can never achieve his success. In addition, war is like fire. If one launches wars endlessly without restraint, he'll eventually burn himself. “
Sure enough, the people of Wei with the help of the State of Chen overthrew Zhou Xu and killed him in less than a year.
Later, people use it to mean that those who do evil will finally ruin themselves.
画饼充饥
This idiom comes from Records of Three Kingdoms? Kingdom of Wei ? Biography of Lu Yu.
When Lu Yu, the minister of the State of Wei was young, his parents and brothers all died one after another, and he became an orphan. In such a difficult situation, he still studied very hard. Finally he became a talented person and served as a high officialof hisstate.Hewassouprightin performing his official duties that he was promoted to the minister of the Board of Civil Office, in charge of the officials' appointments and removals.
Owing to the vacancy of Lu Yu's original post, it had to fill up a new official for it. Although there were many officials to recommend some well-known people for the post, all were refused by Emperor Wen.
He only let Lu Yu do it and also pointed out:”It depends on you whether we can find the right person for the important post. But we can't choose someone only with fame in stead of his real ability. You see, the fame is just like drawing cakes on the ground to allay hungry.“
Then Lu expressed his idea:” You are right, YourMajesty, selections should depend on their real learning and abilities. But the real fame is still very important, such as self-possession and high moral character. So we should select people with both of them.“
Now we use it to describe comforting oneself with unrealistic thoughts, without solving practical problemsand feeding on illusions.
篇9：儿童英语趣味小故事精选
Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word ”egg“?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg”?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
鸡蛋在哪里?
老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?
学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。
老师：“鸡蛋”在哪?
学生：在蛋糕里，先生
Very Pleased to Meet You
During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.
One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, “I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other.” Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.
Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.
Joan went there and said to the matron, “I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys.”
“Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here,” the matron said.
“Oh, that‘s all right,” answered Joan. “I‘m his sister.”
“I‘m very pleased to meet you,” the matron said, “I‘m his mother!”
很高兴认识你
在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。
一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，“我明天就要出国，但如果我们能够相互写信，我会很高兴。”琼同意了，于是他们几个月里一直通着信。
后来，他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。
琼到了医院，她对护士长说，“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。”
“这里只有亲属可以探望病人。”护士长说。
“噢，是的，”琼说，“我是他的妹妹。”
“很高兴认识你，”护士长说，“我是他的母亲。”
Naughty Brother
顽皮的弟弟
Donny is my little brother. He is a naughty boy.
东尼是我的小弟弟，他是个调皮的孩子。
On Sunday morning Donny went into the yard and played with a dog. Sometimes a bird would come down to stay on the top of the dog’s house. Then Donny threw a stone at it. Suddenly the little boy began crying. Mother ran to Donny and asked him what was wrong. He said, “I’ve broken sister’s plate. She has beaten me.” “Why?” “I threw it at a bird, and it went straight to the plate.”
星期天早晨，东尼跑到院子里跟小狗玩。恰巧，一直小鸟落在狗舍上，东尼就用石头砸它。突然，这个小男孩哭了起来。妈妈跑过去问出了什么事。他哭着说：“我姐姐盘子摔碎了，她打了我!”“为什么?”“我拿石头砸一直小鸟，但是却打碎了姐姐的盘子。”
Such was my naught brother.
哎，这是我淘气的弟弟。
篇10：趣味寓言小故事
一条麻袋丢在走廊的墙角里，被用来蹭掉人们脚上的泥。连那些卑贱奴仆也把它来回踢，谁想它忽然被用来装满了金币。这真是交了天大的好运气，从此它被安置在铁皮箱里。风吹不透，苍蝇不得来侵袭，主人对待它，真是万般亲昵。
于是，麻袋的名声全城皆知，朋友来了，乐于把它当话题，望着开口的麻袋人人心喜。谁若有机会坐在它的身旁，便把它轻轻抚拍，爱惜无比。
麻袋赢得了如此的荣耀，它便变得自大、逞能、骄傲。它的话开始多了，胡说八道。这样也不对，那样也不好，对这也议论，对那也管教。别人张着嘴聆听它的训导，尽管它说得简直莫名其妙。
不幸啊!人类的这个弱点，不管钱袋说啥，他们都叫好!麻袋的荣耀和聪明能几何时?难道人们真的永远把它爱抚?不不，当袋里的金钱拿光时，它被丢弃，无声无息如初。
我们的寓言并不专门把谁说，这样的麻袋，世上何其多!包税商们曾是可怜小贩，狂热赌客一文大钱未曾见过。他们骤然间成了百万巨富，相好至交中不乏公爵、伯爵。豪饮狂赌朱门随意出入，以前哪敢在门前坐坐!朋友们啊，不要骄傲自诩，我愿把真理悄悄告诉给你：愿老天保佑，可不要破产，否则，你将和那被弃的麻袋无异。
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